8/12/2020 Reported by Louise Duaviva
Due to a shocking lack of police brutality, Decadent Isles Chief of Police John Devoue has issued a call for applicants to fill positions as police officers and police detectives. According to the job posting successful candidates will posses the ability to wander around town harassing citizens, swill coffee, eat donuts, and pass out on the floor of local drinking establishments.
Applicants need not be daunted by the application form which consists of one page asking applicants to write their name and circle the position they are applying for, police officer or detective. It should be noted, however, that the final question on the form invites job seekers to request their own dream job, such as police dispatcher or rodeo clown. No need to bring your own writing utensil to fill out the form, the DIPD has crayons available. The big box.
For more information contact Decadent Isles Chief of Police John Raymond Devoue . You'll want to do it in person though.